Chinglish
By oda - Last updated: June 11, 2008 11:30 p.m. - Save & Share - One Comment
I blogged about engrish.com awhile ago. Once in awhile I’ll go back to see what new stuff they have. I haven’t checked in months and maybe closer to a year, but with the upcoming Beijing Olympics, they’ve added a section called Chinglish. When I was in China and Tokyo, I remember seeing a lot of funny signs.
Some funny signs/phrases I found in the Chinglish section include:
- Cooking My Dog (I’m scared that this product is really to cook your dog.)
- testes to make your heart tinkle
- please do not feed the fishes with your private
- no drinking without dealing
- Care for life Do not fun
- If you are stolen, call the police at once.
- ENJOY MYSELF













Comment from Michelle
Time June 12, 2008 at 10:56 am
those are pretty funny. they should really fire whoever translated those.