Great Bumper Sticker
I stumbled upon this site that has the best bumper stickers. The bumper sticker says “I Park Like An Idiot.com” and they can be purchased at iparklikeanidiot.com. I am so tempted to buy me a 20-pack because the people around here cannot park for their lives. I was waiting for Nora once and saw a woman back into my car. I went across the street and she backed into it again so I started yelling at her to stop hitting my car, meanwhile she is still reversing into my car. So I keep yelling, “Stop hitting my car!” at her and when she gets out of the car (while she is over a foot away from the curb), she just smiles at me. No apologies or anything. I’ve already pointed out her Corolla to Henry so he knows not to park near her. And of course, a week later I see her driver side mirror duct-taped on. The bumper sticker would be really useful to her and all the other drivers who likes to hog two spots or the ones that are half on the curb. I would have so much fun with them!
6 Responses to “Great Bumper Sticker”
Comment from oda
Time July 28, 2006 at 5:56 pm
I knew someone else out there would appreciate those bumper stickers!
Comment from dada
Time July 29, 2006 at 2:17 am
you should make your own and tape them to people’s cars. why not? eric once parked in two spots, and someone left him a nasty note about what a jerk he was – it looked computer printed and cut out. why can’t we vent to idiot parkers.
Comment from bennie
Time July 29, 2006 at 3:30 am
i need that sticker.. well, maybe not anymore. but i did before. you saw me bang into the car as i was parking. whoo boy!
Comment from nora
Time July 29, 2006 at 6:12 pm
all you need is a permanent marker like my neighbors. they just write on the windows DO NOT TAKE UP TWO SPOTS.
Comment from oda
Time July 30, 2006 at 10:00 am
should have gotten a picture with the writing on the car. hopefully he doesn’t think we did it.
Comment from Mike
Time July 28, 2006 at 8:28 am
Oh MAN would those come in handy at the train station parking lot. People are constantly parking their SUVs in the “compact car only spaces”, rendering all the spaces around them useless as well. I’d probably go through 20 of those in a week.